Posts from the ‘WTF’ Category

Just When I Thought I’d Seen Everything,,,

flying cat

Some guys’ cat got run-over by a car, so he had it stuffed and turned it into a  remote-controlled helicopter. I mean, why not? Sounds reasonable to me. Here’s the article.

Now I  want one! I want a remote-controlled Kitty-Kopter™. Is that too much to ask? I shall pray now. It will probably go something like this: Dear Jesus, I know you’re busy… what with all the wars and the poverty, and the starvation and stuff. And all the diseases, and the cancer, and the bugs, and a couple of whiny cocksuckers who are upset because they can’t get legally married, and shit like that, but could I please, please have a Kitty-Kopter™? Thank you, Man. Amen.

P.S. I already have a grey tabby cat who looks just like this one, and she’s starting to get on my nerves.

Man Arrested for DWI with Zebra, Parrot in Front Seat of Truck

I couldn’t make this sh*t up.

My only question is: Which one was driving?

The Worst Headline I Have Ever Read In All Of History

Sorry about this:

Flesh-Eating Bacteria Consumed Man’s Penis

I told you it was bad. If you insist on reading all about it, here’s the article.

Strangely enough, on the left side of that page is this article, so maybe all is not lost, after all.

Argentina Passes Transgender Rights Law

See? It’s win-win! Yay!

TERRIFYING NEW TREND: GROWN MEN WHO DIG ‘MY LITTLE PONY’

It was just a matter of time. Forty years of stuffing little boys full of drugs and teaching them to be little girls had to take its toll. Thank you, Jimmy Carter. Thank you, Dept. of Education (nonexistent before Jimmy Carter), and thank you, teachers unions. Great job.

Here’s the whole article, if you can stomach it. I think I gotta go out and kill a commie for Christ, stomp a salamander for Satan, or something.

The Elephant on Mars?

I guess if you stare at something/anything long enough,  you can see whatever you want. That’s what our highly-paid boyz at NASA do. Makes you feel kinda warm and fuzzy knowing that your taxes are going for something useful, huh?

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BREAKING NEWS… On another part of the planet, NASA scientists, with nothing better to do, found a formation which appears to resemble a smiling penis and immediately dubbed it the Martian Di*khead. The ‘scientists’ explained the shortness of the mysterious penis by noting that it was winter on Mars and therefore, very cold outside.

NASA directors have vowed to seek further funding for future finds.

Penis.

Chickens Wearing Sweaters

I have now, officially, seen everything. They’re not just for dinner anymore, folks. Too bizarre to not post…

Many more here… http://http://www.buzzfeed.com/babymantis/20-pictures-of-chickens-wearing-sweaters-1opu

What would the world do without Yahoo Answers?

Ah yes, Them Internets™. A veritable world of wisdom. Still: one can’t help but wonder if ‘Harry’ isn’t really Ted Nugent’s screen name. You’ll get it on the way home…