Posts from the ‘Stupid Human Tricks’ Category

Why yes, I think I will have another one…

I admit this is kinda cute, but it’s also really stupid. And sad. At his age, this kid should be trying to impress an actual girl instead of his drinking buddies.

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Oh, and I’m pretty sure Jesus was a better carpenter too.

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if you play dead, maybe the wand won’t attack you…

Watch and learn…

Watching it the second time it appears that the guy in white (who started the debacle) actually gets knocked out when he hits the wall. It makes me feel bad for laughing.

Just kidding, it’s still hilarious!

Happy 4th of July!

And don’t forget the fallen founding fathers of the Freelance Fireworks Hall of Fame. This song still brings a tear to my one good eye. Guess I’m just sentimental…

Jammin’!!!

Country hip-hop. Wifey and I are totally into this. We spend, probably, 4-6 hours a day doing nothing else. It’s too cool for school! Jammin’ !!!

buy ’em books, send ’em to school…

I’m having trouble getting my head around this one… so to speak. Surra de Bunda, which evidently translates to “My ass in your face” in Portugese, is supposedly the new [cough…] ‘dance’ craze sweeping Brazil. Call me an old fogey, but I’m not seeing a whole lot of ‘dancing’ going on here.

Also, it looks rather dangerous for the guy… in more ways than one. I don’t think they’ve thought this one all the way through. Butt hey, Happy Fathers Day! I’m sure their dads are very proud to have raised such ‘talented’ girls. Oy veh…

Short and Sweet

I never get tired of these things. Enjoy.

I have SEEN the light!

Or, at least, I think I have? You HAVE to see this! Then judge for yourself.

I’m going with real, not fake. Of course, I’ve been wrong before.  If this ever became a sanctioned sport, I’m betting everything on the Puerto Rican team to take home the gold. It should be obvious. They’re all named Jesus already.