Posts from the ‘Low Tech Gadgets’ Category

Happy 4th of July!

Due to the Communist/ Capitalist/ anarchist (with a small “a”) /money-grubbing Christian-vegan (with a small “v”), Dope-smoking Hollywood Slut-whores™ and 1% Rat Bastards at wordpress.com, I can no longer post videos here unless I pay them $70. Well, guess what? I don’t have $70! 

So here’s a link instead. I hope you will click on it. It should bring out the American in you, if you’ve got any left. It might also make you laugh till your face falls off.

Happy 4th,

Hog Whitman

P.S. Did I leave anybody out?

P.P.S. You can always contribute to The Hog Whitman Memorial Booze for Floozies Fund at PayPal, and help wipe-out (so to speak) this plague of Hollywood Dope-smoking Slut-Whores™ once and for all! Or just git yerself a purty nifty CD download for only $1 dollar, all at the same time. (i’ll make this all light-up in an other minute,  hour,  day or so… whatever  HW)

P.P.P.S  And if anybody feels like financing my new, cheesy B-movie; Dope-Smoking Hollywood Slut-Whores From Hell!™, feel free to leave a comment and I’ll get back to ya (without publishing your email addy).  I have the script almost written. Hell, it writes itself!

The Swiss Army Tampon?

Hey, You can get everything else on one, so why not a tampon? Okay,  just kidding, but this article from The Art of Manliness has a lot of very practical uses for tampons in an emergency. I mean, besides the original one. When TSHTF happens (and it will someday), a simple tampon could save your life in a survival situation.

My personal favorite is blowdart fletching, but all of the others are good too

Be sure and read the whole article. It could save your life!

End Racial Profiling Now!

It’s a terribly unfair practice, even if they’re guilty as hell. It needs to end now!

screw the industrial uses, I want pancakes!

Sure, it’s probably quite useful in manufacturing, etc., but I think they’re missing the boat when it comes to this thing’s highest purpose: flipping pancakes! Or burgers, or what have you.

I guess the blade is steel that’s covered by a moving cloth. Simple, except nobody thought of it before. I hope they sell a bajillion of them.

“proof” that wind energy works!

Well, not exactly — I just liked the headline.

Remember: It’s an ill wind that blows no good (heh, my apologies to Shakespeare).

those crazy swedish rednecks!

Possibly the greatest invention ever to come from Sweden…

BTW: DO NOT try this at home unless you tie down the front of the tractor securely. Notice they have a cable on this one. Otherwise the tractor will flip over backwards and probably kill you. Seriously.

chop chop!

Yeah, I know, lame headline. It’s still early here. Anyway, here’s a handy tip for you woodsy types. Now that it’s spring I don’t know if anybody is still splitting firewood, but this will give you plenty of time to make this handy little gizmo before you really need it.

And yes, Gladys. Canada has rednecks too!