Posts from the ‘Guys Blowing Sh*t Up’ Category

Happy 4th of July!

Due to the Communist/ Capitalist/ anarchist (with a small “a”) /money-grubbing Christian-vegan (with a small “v”), Dope-smoking Hollywood Slut-whores™ and 1% Rat Bastards at wordpress.com, I can no longer post videos here unless I pay them $70. Well, guess what? I don’t have $70! 

So here’s a link instead. I hope you will click on it. It should bring out the American in you, if you’ve got any left. It might also make you laugh till your face falls off.

Happy 4th,

Hog Whitman

P.S. Did I leave anybody out?

P.P.S. You can always contribute to The Hog Whitman Memorial Booze for Floozies Fund at PayPal, and help wipe-out (so to speak) this plague of Hollywood Dope-smoking Slut-Whores™ once and for all! Or just git yerself a purty nifty CD download for only $1 dollar, all at the same time. (i’ll make this all light-up in an other minute,  hour,  day or so… whatever  HW)

P.P.P.S  And if anybody feels like financing my new, cheesy B-movie; Dope-Smoking Hollywood Slut-Whores From Hell!™, feel free to leave a comment and I’ll get back to ya (without publishing your email addy).  I have the script almost written. Hell, it writes itself!

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4th of july once again…

Stay safe. Don’t blow anybody up.

And don’t forget the fallen founding fathers of the Freelance Fireworks Hall of Fame. This song still brings a tear to my one good eye. Guess I’m just sentimental…

I’m jealous…

All we had to play with when I was a kid was sticks and rocks. And blow jobs were still a nickel. Ok, I made that up. When I was a kid, I’m pretty sure blow jobs hadn’t been invented yet, so we made do with sticks and rocks [and the occaisional batch of homemade explosives].

I think they need to beef-up their weapons system some, but it looks like they’re on the right track… to get raided by the ATF!

Army unveils new “game Changer” weapon

Okay, not really, but why couldn’t this be modified for battlefield use in, say, Afghanistan? I mean, deadly pork dogs raining from the sky should make them Taliban skedaddle, dontcha think?

Just a thought…

P.S. Would you believe that the guy in the pig suit @3:36 is me? No? Good, ’cause that’s not me.

phun with pfoam

There’s lots of fun things to do with expanding foam… this is just one of them. But like the guy says, “Safety First!” It can be quite powerful. I worked with this carpenter once when the stuff was still pretty new, and he got all excited showing me how good it was for sealing around doors/windows, etc. He used too much on this one doorjam, though, and it kept expanding till it broke the thing. A costly mistake!

i am serious, and stop calling me shirley

I would have posted this earlier, but he wasn’t dead yet. RIP Leslie Nielson. What a guy! 

it was 40 years ago today!

I’ve posted this before, but it’s just so weirdly funny, and also the anniversary of the story, that here goes again. Enjoy…