Posts from the ‘GoreBull Worming’ Category

Fill ‘er up, and check the Vasoline/Assoline please!

This is what we get for refusing to drill for our own oil. It’s happening every day… to you! Fight back!

P.S. Vasoline Assoline is also a petroleum product, so you can expect prices for that to rise too. Ouch!

Who’s smarter than a fifth grader?

It certainly isn’t the government. I love the way Crowder takes apart the global warming nuts. They’ve been waiting praying for something cataclysmic, weatherwise,  to happen since Katrina.* 

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*Actually, Katrina wasn’t as bad as originally reported. It hit New Orleans at a ‘3’ and not a ‘5’ like it had been when out at sea. If they had maintained their levees instead of partying 24/7/365, they would have breezed right through it.

Lacking any major weather events to nail his bogus theories to, Al Gore has actually blamed the recent tsunamis in Japan on… wait for it… global warming. My only question is: why isn’t this charlatan in prison?

“proof” that wind energy works!

Well, not exactly — I just liked the headline.

Remember: It’s an ill wind that blows no good (heh, my apologies to Shakespeare).

or whatever they’re calling it this week…

This would be funnier if it wasn’t so close to home. The people behind this gigantic scam are really starting to get on my nerves. They’ve somehow managed to create an underclass of idiots who will believe anything they’re told. They want you to believe it too. Or else.

c’mon baby! release my second chakra!

Gee, I wonder if this has anything to do with Al Gore? Gotta admit the timing is rather suspicious.  I feel so sorry for poor Al.

On the other hand… just kidding!  HAHAHAHAHAHA!

It keeps going, and going, and going…

And no, it’s not the Energizer bunny. This is incredible to watch. Almost hypnotic, even. This has to be the fault of global warming… right? Right.

Still going…

Are they laughing with me, or at me?

I think this video is funny for different reasons than its creators thought it would be. Something to do with the difference between satire and self-parody. It’s still funny, though!