When it comes right down to it, Uncle Hog doesn’t have all that many tips for healthier living, or healthy anything, but here’s one of the rare few: Always keep a syringe full of penicillin that you got from the Vet in your fridge, and a pound of butter.

It should look like this…

As you may have noticed, we’re talking about real butter here. None of that “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Real Butter” sh*t, because Uncle Hog can tell the difference. Uncle Hog even came-up with his own ‘blend’ one time and called it “There’s No Way This Sh*t Is Fu*king Butter!”

Unfortunately, it didn’t sell that well. It might have been ahead of its time. Maybe next year…

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