I doan sees none, does you? Heh, I kill me. It’s just funny how clueless people can be. I mean, who does she think she’s fooling? Does she expect us to believe her, or our own lying eyes?

It’s like getting caught (with your pants down, heh…) in an airport bathroom, trying  to hook up with the undercover Vice Squad agent in the stall next to you, and then calling a press conference the next day to announce that you’re not gay (with your wife and family onstage with you, no less). Nobody believes you.

Oh, and speaking of not being gay: I’M NOT GAY!!! Seriously. It was all a bad joke that went horribly wrong. Ouch!