Thank god for our Media, who’ve done the most remarkable job of reporting imaginary events. Every worse-case scenario was imagined (and I do mean “imagined”). I especially appreciated their reporting of the President parking himself in the middle of FEMA headquarters for the photo op. I had no idea he was a hurricane expert, but he sure looked great there in front of their imaginary maps. Go Obama in 2012!

On the other hand: Fuck Obama. What a goddamned jackass.

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