Ahem, not sure if the government is sending the right message here. I mean, yes, you should probably be punished for drunken driving, but isn’t government sanctioned ass-rape going a little too far? Remind me not to visit South Africa anytime soon. Or ever.

And besides, what if you actually like getting raped in the ass while blowing the whole cell block? Hah! Bet they didn’t think of that one!