I thought this was a joke at first, but they’re not joking. It’s a real product. I don’t see how it could work, butt hey, maybe it does. Wouldn’t it be better to just wear some shorts made with this stuff? It’s just a thought.

I also don’t see why you’d have to be married to need one. I’ve woken myself up in the middle of the night before. I was having a nightmare where I was suffocating and was gasping for air, and then I woke up. It wasn’t a dream. It was real. But what if I hadn’t awakened, and the wife wasn’t home?

Would Lassie run for help like when Timmy fell down the well?

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