Glad I’m having a better day than this kid.

The thing that gets me about skateboarding is that there’s no apparent “exit strategy”. I mean at some certain, advanced age, if you’re still riding around on a little board with wheels, trying to jump off of things, isn’t it time to grow up yet? Like, get a bicycle, dood. Maybe work-up to a car after that. It’s really hard to get dates with a skateboard.