We’re not running out of polar bears. In fact, there are over twice as many now as there were in the 1960’s. But why let facts get in the way?

It’s not that I’m a big fan of seals, either. I just think that if we killed more polar bears, they would kill fewer seals, and then there would be more seals for us to club to death. It’s win-win. Or win-lose-lose. Whatever.

And I dare anyone to argue with that logic. So there.

 P.S. That reminds me of the world’s shortest joke:

“So this baby seal walks into a club…