We’re not running out of polar bears. In fact, there are over twice as many now as there were in the 1960’s. But why let facts get in the way?

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It’s not that I’m a big fan of seals, either. I just think that if we killed more polar bears, they would kill fewer seals, and then there would be more seals for us to club to death. It’s win-win. Or win-lose-lose. Whatever.

And I dare anyone to argue with that logic. So there.

 P.S. That reminds me of the world’s shortest joke:

“So this baby seal walks into a club…

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