Here’s a vid that finally addresses the desperate and righteously righteous plight of women who want to be taken seriously at sports. I actually wrote that whole last sentence without spitting Dr. Pepper all over my monitor. I must be slipping.

I considered editing out the last part of that “PSA”, but I left it in because, frankly, it’s so seriously serious that it ends up being funnier that way.

Hey, I’m not a misogynist. I can’t even spell missogginest. I just think that if women want equality in sports, they first need to fill the seats with paying customers. Non-paying Lesbians don’t count.