I’m tellin’ ya, I think this chick has really stumbled onto something! She’s figured out that the fact that she has a rainbow in her lawn sprinkler is because the government, or maybe Big Evil Corporations™ are behind it all, and they’re probably causing the dreaded GoreBull Warmeenz too!

Run for your lives!!!

Jesus. Do you think those sirens in the background might be the boys with the butterfly nets? I’m thinking the smart money would bet that way. . . STEP AWAY FROM THE BONG, LADY!