Here’s an oldie but goodie by Mojo Nixon. I actually saw him in concert about 10 years ago and he put on a great show. Some chick groupie, who he had probably nailed on his last trip to town, was harassing him from in front of the stage, and finally threw her tall red drink all over him and his vintage Guild archtop guitar while he was playing/singing. He didn’t miss a note, but he did play a pretty short set that night. I’m sure he was really pissed.

Mojo also wrote Don Henley Must Die, which Don Henley liked so much he joined Mojo onstage in Austin once to sing along, even though the song was a big putdown of him, so I guess Henley has a pretty good sense of humor, if nothing else.