I've upped my standards… up yours!
Kim Jong Un – Dead Twitter, Weibo Spread Rumors of North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un’s Assassination Published: February 10, 2012 @ 9:56 am By Lucas Shaw Did social media just prematurely kill off the leader of North Korea? Rumors that Kim Jong-un, the country’s supreme leader, has been assassinated just months after he took power [...]
Hello, I am not Hog Whitman. I am Dr. Chad Tardwell, again, from Serenity by the Slough™ You might remember me from a previous post. Apparently, ‘somebody’ forgot to thoroughly check Mr. Whitman’s duffle bag when he checked into Serenity by the Slough™ last Friday night. It is, quite frankly, amazing what a guy can do with a cordless drill, [...]
Hello. I am not Hog Whitman. My name is Chad. Dr. Chad Tardwell, and I’ll be hanging around here while Mr. Whitman is staying at our newly remodeled HTML Rehab Facility™ here at Serenity By The Slough™. If you know someone who could use our help, and they have good insurance, please tell them about [...]
If nothing else, it has a snappy name! I remember seeing this several times before, but this explains it pretty clearly. Now crack open a beer!
… they pry it from my cold dead fingers. And for once, I’m serious. This is what happens when you elect a bunch of people who only want ‘what’s best’ for you. They become insane, because if they think they’re going to take away my salt, they’re f**king crazy!
My wife, the Master Criminal, got a call from her old friend “June” last night, and when I say “old” I mean about 85-years-old. Her health has been deteriorating to the point where June’s son and daughter-in-law have taken over her affairs, sold her house and possessions and interned her in a group home. Not an ‘assisted living [...]
Wow, I didn’t even know he was sick. Still, 75 is a pretty good run, especially when you’ve done as much as he did. Not to mention eating as much as he did. Did anybody not love Dom DeLouise? Happy Trails, my friend. We’ll miss you.
I’ve written about “Un” before (I can call him “Un” but if I were you, I wouldn’t). Fortunately, even though he’s been deceased for some years now*, some of his ancient, but timeless, wisdom has been preserved for future generations. Here’s a good one… And this one ain’t so bad either. It manages to combine [...]
April 7, 2009
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