4th of july once again…

Stay safe. Don’t blow anybody up. And don’t forget the fallen founding fathers of the Freelance Fireworks Hall of Fame. This song still brings a tear to my one good eye. Guess I’m just sentimental…

I’m jealous…

All we had to play with when I was a kid was sticks and rocks. And blow jobs were still a nickel. Ok, I made that up. When I was a kid, I’m pretty sure blow jobs hadn’t been invented yet, so we made do with sticks and rocks [and the occaisional batch of homemade [...]

Army unveils new “game Changer” weapon

Okay, not really, but why couldn’t this be modified for battlefield use in, say, Afghanistan? I mean, deadly pork dogs raining from the sky should make them Taliban skedaddle, dontcha think? Just a thought… P.S. Would you believe that the guy in the pig suit @3:36 is me? No? Good, ’cause that’s not me.

phun with pfoam

There’s lots of fun things to do with expanding foam… this is just one of them. But like the guy says, “Safety First!” It can be quite powerful. I worked with this carpenter once when the stuff was still pretty new, and he got all excited showing me how good it was for sealing around [...]

i am serious, and stop calling me shirley

I would have posted this earlier, but he wasn’t dead yet. RIP Leslie Nielson. What a guy! 

it was 40 years ago today!

I’ve posted this before, but it’s just so weirdly funny, and also the anniversary of the story, that here goes again. Enjoy…

NOT a movie

This is kinda weird, but still pretty cool. It’s a commercial for a real plane that kills real submarines. Srsly. Who do they show these things to?

needless to say: don’t try this at home

For that matter; don’t try this in anybody else’s home.

Ever feel like just breaking something?

Looks like this guy did. The first half of this isn’t that exciting, but watch to the end to be amazed! I feel better already!

Liar!liar!

Pants on fire! I don’t know why this is so funny. Maybe it’s because the guy wasn’t hurt. I mean, he seems no worse for the, ahem,  ’wear’. Sorry. That was uncalled for. Having seen lots of stuff like this from Russia, it seems to me that the USA isn’t the only place with really [...]