The Worst Headline I Have Ever Read In All Of History

Sorry about this: Flesh-Eating Bacteria Consumed Man’s Penis I told you it was bad. If you insist on reading all about it, here’s the article. Strangely enough, on the left side of that page is this article, so maybe all is not lost, after all. Argentina Passes Transgender Rights Law See? It’s win-win! Yay!

Cleaning out the freezer #002… or putting the pork back in the pig

I really hate moving. The only reason I’ve been in this old dump for all this time is (hey wait… “This Old Dump”™? — sounds like a good name for a TV show!),  because I hate moving. But never mind that, I’m moving into the Brand New Dump!™ Let’s get on with it. I suppose I could [...]

4th of july once again…

Stay safe. Don’t blow anybody up. And don’t forget the fallen founding fathers of the Freelance Fireworks Hall of Fame. This song still brings a tear to my one good eye. Guess I’m just sentimental…

not sure what this is good for, but it’s sure fun to watch

Off hand, I’d say this driver has a pretty decent grasp of your basic, madd, car control skiwlz… . People have been complaining: “Why don’t they just call it the BMW M1 instead of the 1M Something Something? This is where advanced age (like mine)  has the advantage, you whippersnappers! Get off my lawn! There is already [...]

Why yes, I think I will have another one…

I admit this is kinda cute, but it’s also really stupid. And sad. At his age, this kid should be trying to impress an actual girl instead of his drinking buddies. . Oh, and I’m pretty sure Jesus was a better carpenter too.

ok, who wants to play ‘hide the weiner’?

I love these Taiwanese animations. They look at us through their own eyes and sometimes see things more clearly than we do. Heh.

Need a new spring in your step?

I’ve probably posted this before, but it’s a subject that never seems to get old… especially when you get old!

Who wants to go camping!

Ah, the great outdoors. Just communing with nature. And the food is great too!

hey bob! i can see your house from here!

Almost certainly not real, but well done anyway. Haha, I got a kick out of the end!

taxi !!!

I think I’d pay extra for this ride… and tip well! *update* Not to be outdone, NASCAR shows up in Chicago… YEEHAW!!! Okay, one more. I’ve seen this one before, but somebody added subtitles and made it that much better… I like the way she cusses him up one side and down the other during [...]