Man Arrested for DWI with Zebra, Parrot in Front Seat of Truck

I couldn’t make this sh*t up. My only question is: Which one was driving?

Florida man mistakes girlfriend for hog, shoots her

Hey, sometimes the headline speaks for itself. Of course, I couldn’t just leave it at that. I had to add a visual. (not an actual pic of the actual girlfriend, who is listed in ‘serious’ condition)

Official White House Pfotograph

Well, at least it started as ‘Official’ till some scurvy dog defiled it! Damned Infidels!

Golden Browned Retriever… Yum!

Just in case you missed the news, here’s the article from ABC. Normally, I wouldn’t post anything from them, but Jake Tapper wrote this one, and since he’s ABC’s only honest journalist, up it goes! All I know is something must taste mighty good at the White House… ‘ Which reminds me, has anyone seen that [...]

Chickens Wearing Sweaters

I have now, officially, seen everything. They’re not just for dinner anymore, folks. Too bizarre to not post… Many more here… http://http://www.buzzfeed.com/babymantis/20-pictures-of-chickens-wearing-sweaters-1opu

pardon me while I get emotional…

Sniff… I know exactly how she feels… sob.

this is wrong. this is just wrong.

I’ve put this up before, but Youtube keeps taking it down. I have no idea why.

does this mean you don’t want to play?

Or does it mean you do want to play? Poor dog looks confused. Cat sure has one helluva left hook!

animal abuse: the ugly face of sadism

This is a clear-cut case of canine cruelty. How does this dog-owner sleep at night?

dem damn katz again…

I can’t help it. They’re just so gaddamn cute. Am I gay?